spandinio:

*thinks about you*

*doesn’t text you*

I know this is what you do to me

I do it to everyone to be fair.

*thinks about you*

*doesn’t text you*

(via mattheww)

I hate when there’s a great song I can’t listen to anymore because some asshole I dated became associated with it and it reminds me of them when I’d prefer not be.

locktobre:

'why are you sitting in the dark' excuse you I've been sitting here all day and it got dark around me I did not choose this

(via god-thats-good)

All of Leslie’s compliments to Ann

(Source: adumbscotts, via thevaginalmonarchy)

nasturbate:

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body

(Source: epic-vines, via bromancing-the-stone)

  • Pokemon: The best way to play is to EV train, IV breed, choose party based on moveset and weakness, then-
  • Me: No, use the cute ones
  • Yugioh: You have to play strategically and use these OP car-
  • Me: nO.... The cUte oNeS
  • Animal Crossing: Its best to have a diversity of personality types in choosing your neighbo-
  • Me: THE CUTES
Look how cute the puppy my parents are getting is!

Look how cute the puppy my parents are getting is!

bitchesaloud:

(Source: all-that-drag, via gaymers-inc)